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ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
ㅤ* I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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