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Monte-Carlo, Monaco 
⛳ * 🌽 * 🌏 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🍆 * 🍖 * 📒 * 👾 * 🎍 * 📕 * 🚕 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🎄 * 📘
ㅤ* A wife was having a go at her husband. "Look at Mr Barnes across the road", she moaned. "Every morning when he goes to work, he kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I haven't been introduced to her yet", replied her old man.
ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
ㅤ* I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
📀 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 👔 * ⚡ * 💎 * 💃 * 👽 * 💄 * 🕺 * 🌳 * 🎁 * 📗 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🌽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
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░▓░▓░▓░║BAYRAMIN MÜBAREK OLSUN ║░░▓░▓░▓
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