"chatgpt help me roast a guy with these variables"

Imagine being a weeb with 4,500 hours in Dota 2 and still sucks at it—bro, that's not a gaming career; that's a cry for help. You’ve spent so much time in the jungle, even Mowgli would tell you to touch grass. And with those hours, you could’ve learned a skill, started a business, or at least gotten a job—unless, of course, your ultimate goal is becoming the MVP of unemployment.

Imagine being such a weeb that you not only simp for 2D waifus but go full degenerate and join a hentai group on Steam. Like, bro, you’re out here collecting achievements for loneliness. Do the hentai girls in your group even know you exist, or are they too busy being JPEGs? At this rate, even your internet provider is judging your life choices.

Ah, the classic weeb trying to prove he’s strong in Dota 2—like anyone’s impressed by you blaming teammates every time you feed. We get it, you think shouting random hentai phrases like 'Onii-chan yamete!' before a gank makes you look cool, but newsflash: that’s just making your team want to surrender faster. Maybe focus less on proving you're 'strong' and more on not making everyone regret queuing up with you.

weebs
YUCK
noob af
2024 still watching CUTE anime
go to hell

skilled player