I could tell you a long winded paragraph of who I am. what I really want to talk about is who I want to be. This story starts with a monkey on a unicycle. The monkey was in his twenties, heavy smoker and hair like a stallion. Every night he would perform his tricycle bit for hundreds. He was a star. He loved the fame, the money and the women that went along with it. But there was something missing, no matter what the monkey did he couldn't seem to shake the constant feeling of emptiness that wallowed deep in his gut. he spent many years searching for a solution to his troubles with no answer. Then along came a trapeze artist down on her luck. the monkey took her in and trained her in everything he knew. Unfortunatley he only knew how to ride unicycle but she got pretty good at it.