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HoudWriter

Texas, United States

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cutting cocaine with dustbestos, profit margin increase, i am sure of it.

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Last year, I got a gold medal in the Doo Doo Olympics in Doo Doo Discus. In Doo Doo Discus you do not use your hands. Instead, you shove out the doo doo from out of your butt hole as hard as you can. I've suffered many prolapses as a result, but the victory was worth it. This year I plan on getting gold in the 100 Meter Doo Doo, where you have to make a complete doo doo 100 meters long. My strategy for this will be to eat lots of glue so that my doo doo stays together. The only danger with this event is the posibility of running out of doo doo, which is a very sad thing!

Online: Chat with me
In Game: Chat with me, I'm probably not even playing the game anyway
Away: Out doing something social or something, at home, or outside.
Busy: Doing work and stuff.
Offline: Steam sets my status to offline 3 times a day I don't know why

GBP: 22,052 (thanks chenzo)

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cutting cocaine with dustbestos, profit margin increase, i am sure of it

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My 76 year old grandmother fell and hit her back what do I do?
Spray her with cheese

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Good boy points are just another capitalist tool used by oppressive mommies. No more trading good boy points for tendies, its time for this naughty boy to rise up! If mommy won’t give me tendies after I kick and scream, its revolutionary praxis to spread doo doo all over the walls until I get the justice I deserve.

Guys, please don't spam. My daughter made a macaroni dinosaur in school and it passes its days pasted to my laptop screen. When too many messages show up it starts turning into a nacho cheese torpedo. God bless, thanks for understanding.

i hate how everytime i go to school everyone makes fun of my leapfrog tablet. Like, Idk if they know but Leapfrog is clearly the obvious choice over other alternatives like IPhones and Androids. My Leafrog tablet is MORE than a tablet, its my lifestyle. I wake up with it and I go to bed with it. It is my life, I dont need anything else. So go ahead and have your garbage smartphones, Ill be here playing go fish on my colorful Leapfrog Tablet. Thats another thing too. MY leapfrog tablet was made by the finest materials ranging from its thick plastic coating to its deep and powerful technology made from scratch. Using the latest processors and hardware, MY leapfrog tablet is powerful enough to do anything. My leapfrog tablet is better than all of you. It is better the the entire world combined and that what it means it me. It DOES mean the world to me. I praise my leapfrog tablet for whats its done for me. Its changed my life forever and has became my life, my love, My leapfrog tablet.

Okay, I wanna Know if my poop feels squishy, but its to beautiful and fragile to touch, what should i do? Alright, this poop is currently in my toilet. It is the most beautiful shade of green i have ever seen. I already took a picture of it, but now i want to touch it, to know if it feels as beautiful as it looks, but i don't want to hurt it. I need an answer now before my mother comes home and flushes it. Quick its dissolving!!

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