Recent reviews by Cyber Cat 😺

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DIRT, AND DIGGING!!!!
Wake up in the morning, DIG.
Walk the dog, eat DIRT and DIG together.
Time for breakfast, eat DIRT again.
Work my 9-5 job, jk, call off and DIG.
Lunch time, eat DIRT.
Back to DIGGING.
Dinner time, eat DIRT.
Walk the dog, eat DIRT and DIG together again.
Sit back, relax, and DIG.
Midnight snack time, eat DIRT.
Time for bed, dream about DIGGING.
DIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIGDIG

Hello, I purchased the $80 Gold Edition to support the devs for one reason and one reason only: to test the server load in early access. Sure, they had a beta test exactly for this, but I wanted to play my role as a pre-orderer. Even though the game isn't officially released yet (comes out the 12th) I am happy to report that I also cannot log in to the TDU servers to play the game. I am overjoyed for the opportunity to be able to take part in this momentous achievement with my fellow $80 pre-ordering family. The constant disconnects that so many of you face if you're able to play, and the unsuccessful login attempts that the others face, simply would not be possible without the devs' decision to give us an $80 chance to make history. I am currently staring with happy tears in my eyes... the ubiquitous error at login screen. Thank you.

Nobody will read my review so I'll just leave my favorite snack below...

Take 1 cup prepared instant ramen noodles and add ketchup, mustard, sauerkraut, mayonnaise, soy sauce, bacon bits, maple syrup, heavy cream, cinnamon, Italian seasoning, relish, vinegar, wasabi, hot sauce, barbecue sauce, potato chips, salt and pepper to taste.

As a curious young child, my mother and father told me I can be anything I want when I grow up, as long as I never stop trying and constantly strive to better myself. So, I became a Pal Breeder of an army of green pandas and gave them rocket launchers.

Great little space mining game. Almost as good as my favorite snack, bacon bits sprinkled on mushrooms with mustard and ketchup.

My favorite thing to do besides playing this game is eating my favorite dish: BBQ baked beans with mustard, ketchup, sweet pickles, and of course, extra Vegemite.

As far as the game, this is a great Run From the Cops Simulator 2023. 10% of your time will be playing the game, 90% of the time you will be running from the cops trying to get to a safehouse.

I do encourage you to try my favorite dish. :D

I can't do this in real life without the G-forces breaking my neck instantly so in this game... I love to be going 250 mph then tap e-brake and turn and decelerate to 25 mph instantly. :D

So the physics might be a little silly at times but this game has some of the best sounds in the market. The ability to custom tune the sound of your exhaust is really cool and I hope it becomes a staple in the genre.

My favorite thing to do at the time of this writing is to play this game while eating mac n' cheese with mustard and syrup.

When I hit Play game within Steam, it launches Rockstar Game Launcher. Then, it brings up the screen "Play on Steam" and when I hit that, it takes me to the Steam store page and lists the RDR2 store page as if I need to buy the game again...

Rockstar Support must be ran by a bunch of kittens because after 4 days of troubleshooting, their last recommendation is to verify the integrity of game cache. When I created the ticket, I explained this was the first thing I tried, and I have tried it at least once a day since troubleshooting started.

This, combined with the fact that most players are crashing upon entering the online game world, this is a big fat DO NOT BUY.

FYI if you buy you cannot refund this game. Had I known this I would not have purchased.