Recent reviews by Cyber Cat 😺

I ******* LOVE POPPING BALLOONS. AND COLORING.

PC specs below. Average framerate in game: 24FPS

CPU: Intel i9-9980XE Extreme OC @ 4.7GHz 18 cores, 36 threads

MOBO: ASUS ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME OMEGA (Quad Channel DDR4 4600 MHz)

GPUs: SLI RTX TITAN 24GB GDDR6 memory running at 2.0Gbps, 3,072-bit interface, effective 700GB/s of memory bandwidth. Kraken X62 direct die mod on each GPU

RAM: 128GB CORSAIR Dominator Platinum DDR4 OC 4600 MHz with custom RGB heatplates

SSD: 10TB FusionIO ioDrive Octal (6.7GB/s read 3.9GB/s write) MSRP: $125,000 crazy price but you pay for innovation, unless you buy a Mac...
Experimental storage: 4x 100TB Nimbus Data ExaDrive DC100 in RAID 0

PSU: Ultra X3 Modular (single +12V rail @ 150A)

CASE: LIAN LI DK-05X with Tempered glass and custom :FlashFreeze:'Cryo-TEC' cooling

MONITORS: 5x ASUS PG27UQ 4K 165Hz OC, DisplayHDR 1000, G-SYNC with custom "quantum dot" mod. What is it? It is a technology utilizing semiconductor nanocrystals, very cool. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_dot_display for more info.

Custom RGB Lighting system: Vari*Lite VLX LED Wash Luminaire Solid State Lighting System using seven 120 watt RGBW LED chipsets (internal beam homogenization system). The total system provides approximately 14,000 lumens of output. If you look at the beam head on you will be blinded for approximately 5 minutes. Ask me how I know.
Colorblaze TRX 72″ for whole room lighting effects.

Best ball bouncing simulator on Steam. 9/10

This game made me say my first swear. This game also made me say my 75th swear. This game currently accounts for 100% of my swears.

20-45FPS on i9 and Titan V rig.

Friends cannot join me, I cannot join them in co-op.

Broken more than my future.

/uninstall

Of my 81 hours in the game, 80 hours was spent building and fortifying a dream vacation getaway for the local rabbit population. Until, "Lt. Donald Trump" joined my game and somehow spawned what he called, "The Eye of Cthulhu, our Lord and Savior." All rabbits died.

Died 8 times at first skeleton. Used all health potions but eventually killed him :)

Went around the corner, saw two skeletons. Uninstalled.

Edit: I just wanted to give everyone an update. After 8 hours gameplay, I have defeated the pair of skeletons. I feel I am now a master at DS3.

Hardware lvl:
CPU: Inteli9-7980XE OC @ 4.7GHz 18 cores, 36 threads
warranty status: first day due to delidding

MOBO: ASUS ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME (Quad Channel DDR4 4200 MHz)
warranty status: actually still valid as I'm not about to mod a $900 board.

GPUs: Quad SLI TITAN V 12GB HBM2 memory running at 2.0Gbps, 3,072-bit interface, effective 700GB/s of memory bandwidth. Kraken X62 direct die cooling mod on each GPU
warranty status: first day because AIO cooling mod because 35C load temps needed

RAM: 128GB CORSAIR Dominator Platinum DDR4 OC 4200 MHz with custom heatplates
warranty status: first month because I replaced the heatsinks for RGB. Not even a 1C drop tho, not even playable.

SSD: 10TB FusionIO ioDrive Octal (6.7GB/s read 3.9GB/s write) MSRP: $125,000 crazy price but you pay for innovation, unless you buy a Mac...
warranty status: VALID praise Jesus

PSU: 2000W Ultra X3 Modular (single +12V rail @ 150A)
warranty status: first week because I removed the PSU case to add a newer self-stabilising oil-pressure bearing (SSO bearing) fan, added sound deadening insulation, and glued the main coils to reduce coil whine because 2000W.

CASE: LIAN LI DK-05X with Tempered glass and custom 'Cryo-TEC' cooling
warranty status: first day because hacksaw and Dremel #PCmoddergoals

MONITORS: 5x ASUS ROG PG348Q 34" WQHD LED 3440 x 1440 144Hz G-SYNC 3D with custom "quantum dot" mod. What is it? It is a technology utilizing semiconductor nanocrystals, very cool. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_dot_display for more info.
warranty status: first few days because I removed the bezels so the LED screens could touch because we all know gaps between your monitors is unplayable.

Total rig cost including cost of SSD: $142k USD

Average FPS in PUBG: 37

I'll be honest. This is a good game. Unfortunately for me, I have leporiphobia. That is the fear of rabbits. I can't get past the first village without walking within 20 feet of a rabbit. I almost muster the courage to just shut my eyes and sprint for it, but, every time the freaking thing just hops in a random direction for absoutely no reason and I freak and Alt+F4. Not the game's fault, so I am still recommending it.

edit: a few of you thought it would be funny to PM me pictures of rabbits. I'll have you know I have reported your links to Steam Support for racist/hateful comments. One of you even had the guile to send me a Youtube link of the rabbit scene from Monty Python. I'll have you know there is a special place for revolting, disgusting vermin like you.. in hell.

I liked this game because it was fun.

I didn't like this game because it was too fun and I failed my pre-med final exam and had to retake the $4,600 course.