my dearest e-girl,
i kneel before you to represent that i will always be a loyal and honoring simp.
if you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, i vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies.

Hey guys I got something in the mail and it said happy birthday and I have no idea what it is I turned it on and it just started VIBRATING at first it was soft but then holy moly the speed just kept going and going and now I don’t know how to turn it off guys please help if you know anything about this item

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you really nice and fun xxx

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im monky