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"Hold on, let me care"
"Cows runs on milk, ye?"
-TimmG

"My favourite bit comes up... ♥♥♥♥!"
-Kai

"I DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAGE!"
-another

"When you are sad, just remember: Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats."
-Serz

"If bhop was an olympic sport, it would have more cheaters than cycling."
-Badges

"cant say gg to this :("
-sQee, after seeing me set sub45 badges2 WR on auto

bhop_badges is a good map
Aux: http://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=322053468
badges: rekt

Doing badges2 on FAILTIME
Xua : I'm Aux
exilia : lol and im ronaldinho

Getting WR on bhop_1n5an3_harder:
[Timer] - NEW [NORMAL] Record by ripTide in 15.679 (21 jumps, 44 strafes)
ripTide suicided.
[Timer] - NEW [NORMAL] Record by Auxiliary in 15.652 (21 jumps, 46 strafes)
name : riptide
name : LOL
ripTide : yes
Auxiliary : RIP
ripTide : omg
Jagg : LOL
ripTide : aux
ripTide : hader dig nogen gange (trans.:hate you sometimes)
Aux : ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
name : LOL
Jagg : rip in pieces
nidyz. : riptide in pieces
Auxiliary : lol'd a little
Jagg : lol
Aux : Undskyld :D (trans.: Sorry)

Ruining bhop_happy_killa:
ztk ;(: i hate u
ztk ;(: u communist
ztk ;(: ruined one of my favs map
ztk ;(: with gayest path
ztk ;(: on earth


Words of Wisdom with Aux!!
On scrolling in an autobhop server
Aux: It's like a jockey bringing a pony to a horserace, then at the end of the race expecting everyone to care about it being a pony instead of a horse


Nishi doesn't like you
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bhop seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous world records on Strafe maps, I have
over 300 confirmed WRS. I am trained in Strafe sync and I’m the
top Syncer in the entire US bhop forces. You are nothing to me but just
another time to beat. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with my strafes the likes
of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the
Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of hackers across the WORLD and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The
storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your times.
You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be in any server, anytime, and I can destroy your
times in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare 2-strafes. Not
only am I extensively trained in LJs, but I have access to
the entire arsenal of Scripts and strafe hacks and I will use it
to its full extent to wipe your miserable times off the face of all
servers, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t,
you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will
♥♥♥♥ fury all over your times and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead,
kiddo.


Toroux claims I'm Auxtralian
Toroux: Na ur aussie m8
Aux: Yeah nah
Toroux: One of us!
Aux: :D

Matmo will soon owe me a croc
Matmo: well get good again and get some awesome runs
Aux: Dunno if I can be bothered
Matmo: I'll mail you a crocodile if you do
Aux: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAL

No clue where this came from, but...
"Muki your strafes are bad im suprised you aren't called Aux by now"

MEEM
18:39 - zer0-A-: you're now my favorite meme