Woke Up, Bought Game, Happy Playing Game, Then stutter make Happy moment sad, then guy on a horse that won't stop tossing me around like a rag doll while fps dips below my IQ make me more sad. Feelings betrayed, emotions bruised want to refund game coz PP not getting erected anymore. Went to cry. Cried but now legs hurt, limp to to poop. Depressed and lifeless as I poop. Massive turd block Anal Hole, feeling more uncomfortable but must PUSH HARDER. Push and I pushed and 1 final push, PP got erected I panic. It can't be I don't have a poop fetish, so I continue pushing harder till my turd canal give birth to a demon turd. I relieve and happy, IQ went bck to normal. I happy, went bck to give Eldern Ring 1 last chance.
And All I Can Say. I rather play with that turd demon then this HOT PILE OF ♥♥♥♥ with its constant FPS Drop. But did not refund coz I like this hot pile of ♥♥♥♥.

Woke Up, Bought Game, Happy Playing Game, Then stutter make Happy moment sad, then guy on a horse that won't stop tossing me around like a rag doll while fps dips below my IQ make me more sad. Feelings betrayed, emotions bruised want to refund game coz PP not getting erected anymore. Went to cry. Cried but now legs hurt, limp to to poop. Depressed and lifeless as I poop. Massive turd block Anal Hole, feeling more uncomfortable but must PUSH HARDER. Push and I pushed and 1 final push, PP got erected I panic. It can't be I don't have a poop fetish, so I continue pushing harder till my turd canal give birth to a demon turd. I relieve and happy, IQ went bck to normal. I happy, went bck to give Eldern Ring 1 last chance. And All I Can Say. I rather play with that turd demon then this HOT PILE OF SHIT with its constant FPS Drop. But did not refund coz I like this hot pile of shit.