i hate this queer

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

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mad as ♥♥♥♥

idiot mvm player funny internet troll, get a life

when i was 18 i was at some training thing for a crappy part time job for sherwin williams. they’d been instructing us on their new line of water based paints and that its selling point is you wont get brain damage from breathing in the fumes and its good around sick/pregnant people and stuff. they would call up random people to stand in front of everybody, and the managers would role play as customers and we had to recommend them a product. they ended up calling on me, so i get up and stand in front of everyone while the manager guy mimes like he’s opening the door. he walks up to me and says “hi i’d like to buy a gallon of paint but my daughter had AIDS”. at that point i start laughing uncontrollably like i literally cant stop myself. i get some composure and look around and everyone is looking at me like i’m a huge jackass, and i start to realize this is not somethnig that normal people laugh at. they let me go a week later