noob . greefing and got 5 kills at lvl 10 faceit.. learn to play on lvl 10 instead of playing on lvl 5 and troll and stop que with lvl 5

Fragging pro!

Desert Eagle pro

+rep top player

+rep we make a great duo

Let's see your skills in action!

have an offer for ya, added mate.

Your next challenge: Accepting my invite.

прими го трейд

♥♥♥♥♥♥

Thanks for game

hi, added

hey!add me please

+Rep,add me please^^

U ARE A SON OF A ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO DONT HAVE ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE CUZ I ♥♥♥♥ ALL GOOD WHAT U HAVE IN THIS WORLD

I ♥♥♥♥ them 2 fast and they died

after that ur grandmother

I FU CK UR SISTER PSY

I ♥♥♥♥ YOUR SISTER ♥♥♥♥♥

i hope you die you lkucky bastard

+rep i wanna play add me

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep nice profile😉

Signed by me, lets play cso :)

🎯accept my friend request bro🎯
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Annyeong

A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

very nice guy

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘸𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 (𝘦.𝘨. 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯).

nice flashes =]

+rep Great teammate skilled and friendly <33

+rep, good player! GL&HF

+rep really nice would ♥♥♥♥ 10outta10

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+rep taught me how to check corners

+rep love this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy :') "oldest player alive, might have a stroke mid game" crying with this comment btw xD

oldest player alive, might have a stroke mid game

oldest player alive, might have a stroke mid game

report good prefs

+rep game good pro

i love u beacuse why not

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATER

+REP HACKERINO, dont boost by hacks, get_boost by your skill, Ya BOII :D

My name is Jafar I come from far There's a bomb in my car ALLAHU AKBAR

Writing rubbish on the internet amuses me a lot. There is often a limit of 1000 characters per post so every story (including punctuation, spaces, introduction, proposal, argument and punch line) has to be within a small paragraph.
Sometimes I just write nonsense and other times I make up something insensitive to evoke angry responses:
When I was just fourteen, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend's mother. I filled a large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. As each kitten died and sank to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived. So I drowned it again.
And that is an exact one thousand.

y u have bird rank

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+rep very nice, very good, very handsome. Best clutcher 2kever. SverreXD aka ClutchmeisterXD