TheyCallMeContra
Christopher-Michael Harper   Colorado, United States
 
 
why be bad at one thing when you can be bad at many? I play hella single-player games, compete in FGC and FPS titles, and adore games with a high degree of self-expression.
Travis, it's kill or be killed!


Avatar Credit: https://twitter.com/VatsOfGoop/status/1313571378814226432/photo/1

Competitive Experience
UGC Steel Season 12 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (2-6)
UGC Steel Season 13 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Steel Season 14 - Muffin Express [Main Spy] (3-4)
UGC Steel Season 15 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (8-4)
UGC Silver Season 16 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 17 - The Taco Stand [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 18 - The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 19 - Purveyors Of Obscure Trivia [Main Spy] (4-5)
UGC Silver Season 21 - Silver Teams Don't Work [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-5)

RGL Highlander Invite Season 5 - Impostors [Sub Spy] (1-6)
RGL Highlander Advanced Season 6 Qualifiers - Not The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (2nd Place, 2-1)
RGL Highlander Advanced Season 6 - Not The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (0-1)
RGL Highlander Invite Season 6 - Imposters [Sub Spy]
Utvald konstmonter
Are you eating, though?
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WALL OF SHAME
1:51 AM - Travis Touchdown: lol no i'll just call you
1:51 AM - Saponaceous: probably not the best idea
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: i much prefer to have my phone conversations in private
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: especially conversations with you
1:53 AM - Travis Touchdown: B)
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: obviously so as not to inflict you on anyone else
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: oh
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: :(
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: heeheee

1:55 AM - Saponaceous: so if you called i'd just make noncommital noises the entire time
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mmhm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "i see"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "of course"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "thanks mom"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: that sort of thing
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: are you serious
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: am I going to be your dirty secret
[10/11/2013 2:02:12 AM] Tucker Wooley: through the forest, a resounding "thanks mom"
[10/11/2013 2:02:38 AM] Tucker Wooley: the sasquatch turns to listen. he has not seen his mother since the great purge of 1809

3:40 PM - Groden: i dont think i can pub without having at least 2 steam friends join me now
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: like you don't wanna play without your friends or your friends won't get off your ♥♥♥♥
3:41 PM - Groden: latter
3:41 PM - Groden: i don't mind though
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: of course you don't
3:42 PM - Travis Touchdown: they're on your ♥♥♥♥


3:03 PM - Tabuu: so that I could sooner get into the swing of showing that I'm not an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3:04 PM - Tabuu: which failed because I was in the mindset of an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the time
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: right
3:04 PM - Tabuu: if you think like an impulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for like
3:04 PM - Tabuu: five years
3:04 PM - Tabuu: it becomes really hard to shake, it turns out
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: haha I bet

1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: so in this context
1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: what do you mean by later
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: like later today
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this week
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this month
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this year
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this decade
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this century
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this millenia
1:08 PM - katryna is now Away.
1:10 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: oh no.

(talking about Cell from DBZ attacking men in fursuits in this image: https://36.media.tumblr.com/5e84018b26d3d559f7885ad4ea651d22/tumblr_o436ieSRlt1tsq72qo1_1280.png)
Me: Cell's the best villain for purging the furry scum.
Keroa: He's not a villain.
Me: He drinks people.
Keroa: What?
Me: He drinks peopl-
Keroa: Furries aren't people.

12:55 PM - milk: ill fill my mouth with milk
12:55 PM - milk: you can tattoo your ♥♥♥♥ to look like a cookie
12:55 PM - milk: and justdip it in
12:55 PM - Contra: yes
12:56 PM - Contra: god yes
12:56 PM - milk: a cookie with cream filling ;)
in response to above^
8:25 PM - bring your skeleton to work day: tattoing ur ♥♥♥♥ and dippin it into someones milk filled mouth #justguythings

10:18 PM - Stooben: hey contra
10:19 PM - Stooben: WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER
10:26 PM - Contra: please
10:26 PM - Contra: don't do it
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls
10:27 PM - Stooben: answer the question
10:27 PM - Contra: don't
10:27 PM - Contra: don't make me do this
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls, it'll make me all happy n stuff
10:28 PM - Contra: R?
10:28 PM - Stooben: you think it's r... but a pirate's true love be the c...
10:29 PM - Contra: get out

8:42 PM - pizza "don't uber me" butt 8): It's not failing to get kills, it's "creating space"

5:40 AM - TWG Contra: why are all of your friends ♥♥♥♥♥
5:40 AM - TWG Contra: (this includes me)
5:41 AM - TWG Indigo: CUZ I LOOOOOVE ♥♥♥♥

8:21 PM - Contra: ( < pac man approaches ( <
8:21 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:21 PM - killohurtz: leave the room
8:22 PM - Contra: ( < pac man bumps into the door and dies ( <
8:22 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:22 PM - killohurtz: ignore
8:28 PM - Contra: kilo confirmed scariest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list

12:16 AM - Groden is now Online.
12:30 AM - Contra: "Stop being poor," the rich man says, throwing bags of money at homeless people, "No, seriously. Here."
12:36 AM - Groden: are you obama
12:37 AM - Contra: possibly
12:37 AM - Contra: do you wanna see my stimulus package
12:38 AM - Groden: i want you to drill me harder than you do saudi arabia
12:38 AM - Contra: oh god
Senaste aktiviteterna
252 timmar totalt
spelades senast den 23 dec
3 658 timmar totalt
spelades senast den 22 dec
479 timmar totalt
spelades senast den 22 dec
$5.99 Costco Lobotomy 17 okt @ 16:43 
lol
TheyCallMeContra 17 sep @ 14:36 
i have a lan cable and i would have been using it if i weren't in temp accommodations

also suck my d
Nanocolada 10 sep @ 23:12 
holy sh1t bro buy a lan cable
maybe you wouldnt have lost
Billy THE SCOUT GOD 29 jun @ 11:11 
i keep runing into ya gg keeps me guessin
[S|W|C] Stab Me 5 maj @ 22:34 
Great guy, loves ♥♥♥♥.:steamthumbsup:
Popenada 7 dec, 2023 @ 3:59 
3500 wins and still spams... boring af to play tbh