They called you maidenless.
They told you it was impossible.
They told you it was a turtle, but in reality it was dog. It's always dog.

Despite these facts, you continue onward in hopes of getting some more maidens on your d***

No but for real, this has to be the best game I have ever played. I will play this game until my ps5 controller gives me carpal tunnel. If you thought about playing dark souls but decided not to because of the difficulty, then this is the one to hop onto. You get to decide if this game is on easy or hard mode based on the build you choose. This game is absolutely amazing and I'm kind of sad because I don't know how much better it can get.

Stay maidenless, kings.