Скорошни рецензии на tsuinami

This game is hard af. Realistic physics, planets and flight mechanics. However, this game is amazingly fun, as you can play it seriously or just ♥♥♥♥ around a lot. Also, it's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny.

9.5/10
Take-two haven't ruined this game yet.

>Boot up game
>Fail
>About to quit
>Start to get near end of level
>Need to blink
>Tries not to blink
>Eyes start burning
>Blinks
>Dies
>"New highscore: 63.9"

True story
9/10, buy if you are patient and have mental strength equivalent to the hulk.

Man I really have a mixed review for this one. When it works fine, the online (I don't play the offline) is extremely fun with friends. On the other hand, loading screens take absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forever if they do load at all. The loading times can vary from about 2 minutes, which can be seen when you're switching between adversary events, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eternity (15 minutes), which can be found while loading into the game. I play this game off a Samsung Evo 500gb SSD, a 1060 and an i5 6500, so this shouldn't really take that long. Another problem is modders/hackers. In the online version, there used to be at least 3-5 modders in every game, bombing the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone. Now, we only occasionaly come across one, but when we do, it is so blatant that I would have bet my genitals on it 8 year olds saying "hahaha its too small lmao im funny xdddddd" incoming . I really love this game and see so much potential weighed down by loading times and modders in the online.

Overall, 6/10

Insanely fun game to play, with many beasts and a huge map. I know that graphics don't make a game, but I can run it well on my GTX 1060.

God bless you beautiful game devs.
9.5/10

Amazing game. There are so many jokes in here that you will not have time to see all of them, but I lmao'd my way through the game. You will question your own existence at the end, though. 9/10

Insanely fun to play, level designs provide a nice challenge but are not impossible. Game is incredibly beautiful, even on my 1060 3GB. I actually use the architecture and screenshots as a wallpaper.

10/10

fix vac pls
too much salt in community
fun game tho

Game: 8/10
Community: 6/10

This game is absolutely hilarious and magical. My favourite game of all time. Coincidentally, the second game in my favourite franchise of all time.

Watch_Dogs 3 pls

10/10

When everything goes smoothly:
"Get rekt skrubs, can't touch this"

When normal people can't find the right command and there's a trace running with >2 secs left:
"GG boys" (Sits there in quiet submission)

When I can't find the right command regardless of traces or proxies:
(Intense swearing, typing and sweating) "THERE WILL BE BLOOD..."

"...AND GOOGLING"


9/10