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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 6:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 5:30am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 6:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 7:38am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 10:37am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 7:07am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 7:11am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:27am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 7:45am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:30am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 6:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:26am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 7:19am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 7:01am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 7:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 9:18am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 7 May, 2014 @ 7:15am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 12 May, 2014 @ 4:40am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:57am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 9:35am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 10:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 5:43am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 7:35am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:35am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 11:06am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 9:15am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 12 May, 2014 @ 4:12am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 12 May, 2014 @ 4:19am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 9:41am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 4:54am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 6:27am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 11:07am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 7:38am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 7:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 8:23am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 May, 2014 @ 4:08am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 8:34am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 May, 2014 @ 4:30am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 11:31am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 4:52am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 8:27am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:23am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:27pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 8:22am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:19am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:05pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:12am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 7:31am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:38am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:28am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 9:46am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 8:34am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:25am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2014 @ 1:25pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 5:11am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 9:00am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 7:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 7:49am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 8:00am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 7:48am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 8:09am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:30am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 8:16am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2015 @ 11:24am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2015 @ 8:01am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2016 @ 5:06am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2015 @ 11:13am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2015 @ 11:22am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 12:52pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2015 @ 11:13am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
8 / 10
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