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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 6:11

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 5:30

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 6:53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 7 mei 2014 om 7:38

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 10:37

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 15 mei 2014 om 7:07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 11:05

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 7:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 11:27

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2014 om 7:45

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 5:30

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 6:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 8:08

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 4 apr 2014 om 7:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 7:19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2014 om 7:01

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 15 mei 2014 om 7:32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 9:18

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 7 mei 2014 om 7:15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 4:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 10:57

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 9:35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 10:51

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 5:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2014 om 7:35

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 6:35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 17 feb 2014 om 11:06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 9:15

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 4:12

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 4:19

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2014 om 9:41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 4:54

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 6:27

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 17 feb 2014 om 11:07

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2014 om 7:38

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2014 om 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 8:23

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 4:08

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 17 mei 2014 om 8:34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 4:30

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 11:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 16 mei 2014 om 4:52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 8:27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 6:23

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 17 feb 2014 om 13:27

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 8:22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 11:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 17 feb 2014 om 13:05

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 11:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 7:31

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 6:38

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 6:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 15 feb 2014 om 9:46

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2014 om 8:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 19 feb 2014 om 6:25

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 17 feb 2014 om 13:25

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 16 mei 2014 om 5:11

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 16 mei 2014 om 9:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2014 om 7:23

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2014 om 7:49

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ontgrendeld op 17 mei 2014 om 8:00

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 15 mei 2014 om 7:48

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 16 feb 2014 om 8:09

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 19 jun 2015 om 9:30

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jun 2015 om 8:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jun 2015 om 11:24

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 24 sep 2015 om 8:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 13 jun 2016 om 5:06

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jun 2015 om 11:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jun 2015 om 11:22

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 23 okt 2015 om 12:52

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 24 jun 2015 om 11:13



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
8 / 10
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