This is literally the worst PC port of a game I have ever seen. A controller is absolutely REQUIRED just to navigate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ menu, let alone play the damn game.

Controls are assigned randomly to keys across the keyboard. The mouse is literally useless. To pass, you have to press NUMPAD 5!!!

If you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to play this game, get a 360 controller. One with a cord. Microsoft is full of greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigs so if you have a wireless controller, like me, you need to fork over like ten bucks for a wireless receiver.

This is literally the worst PC port of a game I have ever seen. A controller is absolutely REQUIRED just to navigate the fucking menu, let alone play the damn game. Controls are assigned randomly to keys across the keyboard. The mouse is literally useless. To pass, you have to press NUMPAD 5!!! If you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to play this game, get a 360 controller. One with a cord. Microsoft is full of greedy fucking pigs so if you have a wireless controller, like me, you need to fork over like ten bucks for a wireless receiver.