oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boy where to start with this game.

let's start with the loading screens, my personal favorite part of this game. oh boy oh boy oh BOY the loading screens. they last like, what, 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes? and that's IF the game even bothers to let you into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server. there are loading screens for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything, too. steam says i have 13 hours clocked into this game, hmm if that's the case, why am i still level one?

OH RIGHT, LOADING SCREENS.

next is the community. jesus. ♥♥♥♥. if you play this game, you should be warned that the only thing you will ever see is scantily clad women in bikinis, lingerie and other fetish outfits. and none of these people are being played by actual women. so far out of what little i've actually managed to play of this game, i have not seen ONE male character aside from my own. i suppose it's fitting since he's the kunt destroyr, but still.

the combat. just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give up. there's one weapon that will always kick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, which is some sort of ak-47 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun or whatever that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EXCEPT YOU HAS. have a fast firing submachinegun that spews out bullets like your girlfriend does her juices? too late, you're dead before you can even click the left mouse button. using a bigass AA12 that turns enemies to paste? they're halfway across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ city, splattering your brains on graffiti-covered concrete. using a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boltgun of an LMG that shoots bullets the size of footballs and has a OP as ♥♥♥♥ fire rate? too bad, you fire 12 shots into them, they fire one into you, you lose. give up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

and this god-weapon can only be bought with real money. that's right. anyone who says this isn't a p2w game is LYING.

alright, so you tried playing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and thanks to my genius tips you found out how ♥♥♥♥ it was. let's just leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and-

HOED UP NAH HOED THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOEN

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING WITHOUT YOU ADMIRING THE GLORIOUS ART WE PUT INTO OUR LOADING SCREENS

that's right

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

THIRTY

MINUTE

LOADING

SCREEN

when you try to EXIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME

and don't think you can skip this piece of ♥♥♥♥

i tried alt f4, control alt delete, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNPLUGGING MY COMPUTER and i still had to wait an hour for the slideshow to finish

-1000000/10 ♥♥♥♥ game would not play

oh fucking boy where to start with this game. let's start with the loading screens, my personal favorite part of this game. oh boy oh boy oh BOY the loading screens. they last like, what, 30 fucking minutes? and that's IF the game even bothers to let you into the goddamn server. there are loading screens for fucking everything, too. steam says i have 13 hours clocked into this game, hmm if that's the case, why am i still level one? OH RIGHT, LOADING SCREENS. next is the community. jesus. fuck. if you play this game, you should be warned that the only thing you will ever see is scantily clad women in bikinis, lingerie and other fetish outfits. and none of these people are being played by actual women. so far out of what little i've actually managed to play of this game, i have not seen ONE male character aside from my own. i suppose it's fitting since he's the kunt destroyr, but still. the combat. just fucking give up. there's one weapon that will always kick your goddamn ass, which is some sort of ak-47 bullshit gun or whatever that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EXCEPT YOU HAS. have a fast firing submachinegun that spews out bullets like your girlfriend does her juices? too late, you're dead before you can even click the left mouse button. using a bigass AA12 that turns enemies to paste? they're halfway across the fucking city, splattering your brains on graffiti-covered concrete. using a fucking boltgun of an LMG that shoots bullets the size of footballs and has a OP as fuck fire rate? too bad, you fire 12 shots into them, they fire one into you, you lose. give up, faggot. and this god-weapon can only be bought with real money. that's right. anyone who says this isn't a p2w game is LYING. alright, so you tried playing the fucking game and thanks to my genius tips you found out how shit it was. let's just leave the fucking game and- HOED UP NAH HOED THE FUCKIN FOEN WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING WITHOUT YOU ADMIRING THE GLORIOUS ART WE PUT INTO OUR LOADING SCREENS that's right fucking THIRTY MINUTE LOADING SCREEN when you try to EXIT THE GODDAMN GAME and don't think you can skip this piece of shit i tried alt f4, control alt delete, and fucking UNPLUGGING MY COMPUTER and i still had to wait an hour for the slideshow to finish -1000000/10 shit game would not play