(I will continue to update this)
this game includes:
space parkour
space ships
space combat
flying
gunblades, scythes, and other sick weapons
sharks
flappy bird
elevators
fishing (with bait)
hunting (with animal calls)
skateboarding
pets
an entire arcade game
motorcycles
heart-wrenching deaths
operating heavy machinery
repressed childhood trauma
playing the guitar
two old, gay time travelers
interior decoration
tanks
exterior design
stealth
arcade games
a boyband
gaslighting
pvpve mode
gambling
an ak-47 and other modern firearms
sportsball
cool wizard
beer and pizza
horses
a dating sim
pizza
beer
and much much more