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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 26.1 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Jan, 2018 @ 6:12pm

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☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual (CASULS) players
☐ Pro players

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

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☑ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

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☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☐Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☑ Dark Souls


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☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

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☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

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☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

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Multiplayer: Yes (Others can invade your world and others can join it)
Singleplayer: Yes
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39 Comments
Lauren 7 Oct @ 8:15pm 
OMG this game is lit! 🔥🔥🔥 I def wanna try it! It's a little hard but I'm a casual player so I'm gonna wait for a sale. I'm not gonna pay full price for it
SirAlibaba 27 May, 2020 @ 9:33am 
fuck your moter comment below
Parker0333 27 May, 2020 @ 1:22am 
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pizza

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pizze

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pizzo

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brain
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easy
retard


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brb

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back i just had to punch wife

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grasshopper
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arsenal skins?1
SirAlibaba 5 Feb, 2018 @ 9:34am 
fucking casuls
stuo 5 Feb, 2018 @ 8:19am 
mhm yes casuls
Shamanec 巫女 3 Feb, 2018 @ 1:26pm 
Casual players? Dark souls. Damn haha
SirAlibaba 3 Feb, 2018 @ 8:33am 
Borealis with the BIG FAX
Borealis 3 Feb, 2018 @ 7:54am 
Item descriptions, Character dialogue and just plain old sightseeing the world, all of these can give you insight into the lore of any of the three games.
Dark Souls wouldn't be Dark Souls if it wasn't as open and transparent with its story as a cocaine dealer in a police interview room, if you need everything to be sign-posted with exposition on a silver platter then you can sod off back to Google Street View.
Crossbow 3 Feb, 2018 @ 7:32am 
And replying to Goosetav The Goose who seems to think Dark Souls 3 has a story. No, it absolutely does not. What tiny scraps of story are recycled trash from the first and second Dark Souls. The overarching story ignoring specific characters is that the Age of Fire is slowly fading, and you can continue it, or extinguish it. Huh, kind of exactly like Dark Souls 1 and Dark Souls 2.
Revolt 3 Feb, 2018 @ 5:08am 
the shit is this?