Hello, my name is Science.

No, I don’t know anything about science, but that name stuck to me ever since I used it for my video game character names. I’ve been lurking reddit for quite a long time, but have never made a profile as I loathe account creating for any site.

I also do browse 9gag, ifunny, tumblr, and Fox News. If you have a problem with any of these sites please don’t ever browse my profile or my favorite websites ever again. I enjoy collecting images of high uniqueness and hope to share them with you if it seems appropriate for me to upload. If you think you have any images of high uniqueness or have spotted one, please inform me.

I do enjoy anime at certain periods of the day as long as very specific requirements are met.

These requirements are:

1. Realize I have no female companion with whom I have a romantic and sexual relationship
2. Become idle
3. Feel without purpose in life after idleness has ensued
4. Become clinically depressed
5. Begin imagining life if I were a cat
6. Accidentally come upon an image of a two-dimensional woman
7. Accidentally ending up in an anonymous image board and begin discussing my desire for a two dimensional woman

If these requirements are not met, I will not discuss anime with you. I apologize for the inconvenience, but the requirements are very strict and they can only be forced by posting an image of my two-dimensional wife.