SpongeBob is the best. He is the bomb. He almost exploded into pieces from the pie. Every time Squidward says something really rude, SpongeBob really likes it too. SpongeBob is the boss. He is better than Patrick Star. Patrick's retarded, even though he's still awesome. SpongeBob's awesome. He does karate and then karate chops Sandy in half. You better know that Spongebob is the awesomest. He cooks patties and sells them to the West and then you know that he's g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay. SpongeBob's awesome. He is the best. He cooks patties and sells them to the West. He is the best. He cooks patties and sells them to the West, so he's the best. Then, Mr. Krabs is so cheap, that the pirate from under the sea comes sees him, puts him in the locker, but then Mr. Krabs cries like a baby. B-B-B-B-BABY. I wanna tell you something about Plankton. Plankton is so evil. He is evil. He punches SpongeBob all the time, but he's tiny. He's like a microscopic tiny thing. You have to use a scope thing to see him and then he tries to steal the recipe.