SgtBootyPants
Kay-Kay   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
Sometimes I like to cover myself in dirt, go outside, and bury myself in the ground pretending to be a carrot.
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Brostoyevsky 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59am 
On 24/09/2022 I underwent a well needed penis reduction surgery. My ultra long, super throbbing penis continued to grow well into my late 20's. Everyday getting larger and fuller of vigor.

Well here's why. First off is the penis envy. Every where i went I was getting comments on how amazing my penis was. That sounds great right. Well, when you're at Arby's, trying out all their meats with the family, you really don't want random, definitely heterosexual, dudes complimenting your bulge. It's just not cool. Second was the constant female attention. I mean I'm out walking my dog and getting cat called by super model (or at least on instagram) women.

In conclusion I want to mostly thank SgtBooty for always helping me hold my fantastic, tender, soft, hard, arm sized penis every time i would have to take a leak, clean under it in the shower, and sometimes even give half of it a little tug when i just needed to let off some steam. Just a real team player all around and I love you for it.
J0SH 7 Feb, 2015 @ 11:46am 
well well, welcome back :) nice to see you again!
SgtBootyPants 7 Feb, 2015 @ 11:38am 
i doez livez snowmon
SnowMan 11 Jan, 2015 @ 6:44pm 
0.o lives it does?
SgtBootyPants 12 Nov, 2014 @ 4:20pm 
WOOOOTTTTT
Qwetzalcoatl 8 Aug, 2014 @ 11:26am 
welcome back!!! :D