i DO NOT AFFIRM !!!!

a man with a small, ugly and skinny penis made a decision about you today, okay? the man is so ugly, he looks like abaporu; he has huge feet like a boat, his ears look like satellite dishes, he is so skinny he looks like a grass hopper.

I am the ITAMIDE of tarot, and today i am going to tell you what the cards are revealing to me.

eats u alive :3

thanks for your constant wisdom

cooch highkey

penis lowkey

Sehr geehrte Breastie, Olibes.
Ich werde Sie nun mit deutschen Wörtern konfrontieren.
Ihr Gehirn wird sich um 50 IQ erweitern, während sich ihr Sprachgebrauch um einiges vervielfältigen wird.

Ein hoch auf das Breastianische Kaiserreich
Möge ihr Kaiserreich auf ewig geschützt von den merkwürdigen Hodenkobolden des Internets sein

Hehehehe

the morphogenetic fields

what are you two on about !!!

british people are real!!!11111111

british people are NOT real!!!11111111

bophades

the blood brain barrier

my Breastie, my meow meow, my little porcellean living room decoration meow meow

♥♥♥♥ it, we ball

skill isuse

skill tissue

skill issue

skill issue

I want to serve pandemonica so bad, I want her to break my fingers like tiny noodles,i want to eat every meal of my life off her fat ass i wan her to leglock me and force me ot dump my ♥♥♥ in her rump every single night.I want pandemonica to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ me,SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD. Please god ♥♥♥♥ I want her to make me bust endless nuts in her tight demon womb. I want to sweeten her coffee with my ♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,I want her to treat me like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slave, I want to taste every single inch of her body, OOOOHHH MYYY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOOOOOD PLEASE I WANT PANDEMONICA

yes darling

get on binding of isaac

+Rep is a good oomfie in Among us

Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

+rep

+rep its rare to see a survivor that plays nice and is nice to talk to in one :)

+rep good sport

+rep Good Surv.

+rep kind survivor

+rep Thanks for the fun match!

+rep fun match and very kind

+rep nice survi

happens, be looking forward to future shenanigans

okay so APPARENTLY my friend played on my account and changed my controls. take change to escape was moved to Alt instead of M1 while I was leaning on my keyboard, i accidentally triggered it. Sorry about that

give baba a chainsaw, then we'll talk

what about baba or bust

woah

that's how mafia works

Yakuza means
/yäˈko͞ozə/
Noun: Yakuza; Plural noun: Yakuzas
° a Japanese organized crime syndicate similar to the Mafia.
° a Japanese gangster or racketeer.

kiwami means extreme

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