LukoriusTheMeh
Professional Pillock. 24 Years Experience.
 
 
"I am no longer wet or cold as I am now, in fact, on fire" - Lukorius
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General Info
Name: Luke... Duh?
Age: 24 (and that number is going up alarmingly fast xD)
Gender: Plain Ol' Vanilla Male (Yep, pretty boring I know)
From: Southern England (The least interesting area accent-wise)
Blood Type: Not a dang clue, I don't bleed... lol (That was slightly out of character)
Likes: Video Games (A little too much), Spending time with friends, You (If you're a chill person)
Dislikes: Senselessly selfish people, Repetition, Repetiton and (Occasionally) Myself
Relationship Status: Being a one half of a pair of cretins with Etsu ♡♡♡
In 1 word, how would you describe yourself: Better. Much better than I once was 😊

Dead by Daylight
Hours playing the game: Too many
Hours in matchmaking: Waaay too many
Hours calling BS when the game bugs out: M A N Y

Survivor Mains: Jeff Johansen 🧔🏻 & Ashley J. Williams 😉 ( 𝓖𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓿𝔂 )
Survivors I also play: Pretty much all of them, depending on my build, offerings & mood
Killer Main: Don't really have one anymore but originally mained - The Pig 🐽 (plz boop)
Killers I also play: Nearly all of them but specifically - The Doctor ⚡, The Legion 🔪 & The Oni 👹

Early on I just played Survivor with my friends but now I play a decent amount of Killer too.
Used to play on Controller, but switched to keyboard & mouse after my PS4 Controller died (RIP)
Despite the time invested, I am hilariously bad at playing both sides (even on a good day)

I don't intentionally tunnel and/or camp (I would much rather "lose" than do either tbh)
My order of priority while playing is Gameplay > Challenges/Dailies > Points > Hooks.
I barely ever care about kills or escapes.
Putting EZ in post-game after "beating" me is admitting that I play too fair for my own good. Simple.

I just want everyone to have fun and not be scum :lunar2020halodragon:
Is that too much to ask? Of course it is xD

My Favourite Games (In no particular order) [One game per IP]
Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Bloodborne
SSX 3
DOOM
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag
Fallout New Vegas
The Simpsons: Hit & Run
Dark Souls II
Super Mario Galaxy
Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption II
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Persona 5 Royal
Saints Row The Third
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Tomb Raider: Legend

Current PC build
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 2600X @ 3.6 GHz
GPU: Nvidia RTX 2060 (6 GB)
RAM: 16 GB
SSD: 480 GB (For OS & Programs) + 1 TB (For Games)
HDD: 1 TB (For General Files)
Case: MasterBox MB520 RGB
Primary Monitor: AOC G2260VWQ6 21.5" Gaming Monitor
Secondary Monitor: GNR TS708EE LM1703 17" Monitor (5:4 the win)
Keyboard: Redragon S101-UK RGB Backlit Gaming Keyboard
Mouse: Redragon M601 Gaming Mouse
Headset: SENHAI KOTION EACH G2000 (In Red)
Microphone: Trust Gaming GXT 232 Mantis (Cheap as they come but it'll do)
Webcam: Sony Eyetoy SCEH-0004 (Genuinely works and is surprisingly good quality for 2003)

DISCLAIMER
- First off: If you got rick-rolled, I'm sorry but it was way too funny not to at least try xD
- If you want to add me and have a chill time, that's awesome. Happy to meet new cool people
- If something here makes you 'cringe', don't come crying to me. YOU chose to be a nosy bastard
- Taking the piss out of this profile is a waste of time, I wrote it: so I'm clearly comfortable with it
MelodramaticPeople 17 hours ago 
+rep
MelodramaticPeople 17 hours ago 
+Chill doctor :D
ZebraHunter54TTV 22 hours ago 
+rep thank you for the fun game wesky xx
LukoriusTheMeh 20 Jan @ 9:45am 
So you're just going to keep spamming the same pathetic nonsense then? Not gonna lie, I was expecting you to at least come up with something more creative to harass me with considering you seem to be dedicating so much of your precious time to keep coming back for more.

If you want to continue that's absolutely fine. I've already said everything I needed to.
Just try to make it more entertaining so you're at least worth laughing at :)

All the best dude.
sponge 20 Jan @ 9:09am 
exactly what a hairy multichinular organism would say.... trying to speak in an articulate manner in your own steam comments to try and convince yourself you're a deep, conscious person when really you're just a sweaty kiddy fiddler
LukoriusTheMeh 20 Jan @ 8:34am 
You should probably go find some help man, talk to someone. Going this far to attack someone for such a non-reason is just kinda pathetic. F.Y.I. - I'm clean shaven, have one chin and you started this comment chain, not me.

You can be better than this. Best of luck out there.