Maybe autists rizz people without looking them in the face. But I ain't a gooner, deadass. You've made your last L-take, kid. F in chat for getting caught in 4k.

From where you're look-maxxing it must seem like a Baby Gronk-sized hit of copium. But the skibi-deal is...

The gyatt was rizzed from the start. [gunshot sound]

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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

What I'm apposed to do wit dat, Sam? Am I apposed to put a collar on dat, feed you some biscuits? H*e. The way you treated me, was undesirable. Unwarranted. Undeserved. Unflatuous. Unnarcumptious. That's why you a h*e.

Listen, I told you one time, I'mma tell you two times. You lie to me once? I'mma put yo ass through a mothaf**kin wall. You lie to me twice? I'mma start screamin. I'mma start screamin on dat a*s. I'll be like—I'll be like—OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! That'll be the last thing you'll ever hear, b**ch.

This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things, they call me Argon. They call-they call me Dark Child. They call me Night Masta. They call me Peabody. They call me Peanut Arbuckle. They call me Doorway. They call me Pink Dress. They call me Sweezy. They all me GoGo Nuts. They call me Pineapple Man.

That piano was given to me by George Bush

Sam is a terrible Counter Strike player. I don't think I've ever seen him win a round, let alone a match. He's always the first one to die, and he always seems to get himself killed in stupid ways. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose, just to make the rest of us look bad.

I don't know why he even plays. He's not good at it, and he never has been. I think he just likes to hear the sound of his own voice over the microphone. He's always talking, even when there's nothing to say. And when there is something to say, he always says the wrong thing.

He's a liability, and I don't know why any team would ever want to have him on it. He's just going to drag them down. I don't even think he's trying to improve. He's just content to be terrible.