11:53 AM - MASTURBAMAN: google
11:53 AM - MASTURBAMAN: filters my search
11:53 AM - MASTURBAMAN: when I write
11:53 AM - MASTURBAMAN: I wanna murder all transexuals

6:30 PM - kiss: its 200 kbs rn wow
6:30 PM - kiss: time for suicide kids

sampletext.mp3 : omg u sound like a 8th grade girl going through her period lol

: Hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby and win a prize!

Next Sunday you can come over and bring the condoms for me. We can even practice!

You know, aids isn't that bad - Acey

Brown Sugar - Dead TF2 Player : Forsooth, say I, ♥♥♥♥♥ fight me

1:52 PM - Я являюсь лучшим: u know
1:52 PM - Я являюсь лучшим: i found out why they didnt hire me after
1:52 PM - Я являюсь лучшим: i had went to the batrhom before
1:52 PM - Я являюсь лучшим: and forgot to zip up by pants
1:52 PM - Я являюсь лучшим: and walked in there with my ♥♥♥♥ out

mv_dev_null : i think merkel will get raped by a muslim refugee one day

iie-kyo : juan cena shouldnt you be playing spy
iie-kyo : so we cant see you
:L : LOL
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM : german jews are the worst
Juan Cena : good question

4:23 PM - el: come at me
4:24 PM - Haré the Caré Baré: swing first ♥♥♥♥♥
4:24 PM - el: swings cat paw
4:24 PM - el: (claws out)


12:00 PM - el: el: el: el

1:08 AM - Flare's inner voice: im 183
1:08 AM - Flare's inner voice: 6 feet
1:08 AM - Haré the Caré Baré: Im 5'10
1:08 AM - Haré the Caré Baré: idk this conversion thing is trash
1:08 AM - Haré the Caré Baré: but yes 2 inches off
1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: so the difference between us in height
1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: is the size of my ♥♥♥♥
1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: ?

1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: that is quote wall worthy
1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: but me saying its worthy
1:09 AM - Flare's inner voice: just made it unworthy

Awaken, My Love! : I hope four hippos knock on your door, strap you down, jack off, and ejaculate in your mouth so you choke to death on hippo ♥♥♥

XX_EDGY_CUNT_XX : big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick ♥♥♥♥ and drench me with your hot sticky ♥♥♥ until I'm gasping for air

>Asked friend what he would do if he woke up to a guy giving him head
"Well, I would finish blowing my load then do something"

[6:47:19 PM] My big black erection is white: Are you gay
[6:47:27 PM] not acey.: Yes
[6:47:30 PM] not acey.: Unrelated

[6:47:42 PM] My big black erection is white: Oh wow look they're matching
[6:47:47 PM] My big black erection is white: Thousands of miles away
[6:47:48 PM] My big black erection is white: lMAO
[6:48:14 PM] not acey.: So what
[6:48:17 PM] not acey.: All that matters
[6:48:21 PM] not acey.: Is that we know
[6:48:24 PM] not acey.: They're matching

"My computer is turning o- ..." -Trevor 2017

2:27 PM - boss baby ate my ass: im fat
2:27 PM - boss baby ate my ass: fat backwards is
2:27 PM - boss baby ate my ass: taf
2:27 PM - boss baby ate my ass: :)
2:28 PM - el: taffy
2:28 PM - el: big fat muscly man

Yooooooo Song Wong tong cling cling ping pong big dong big schlong

hale's own wrist rockets : valve machine broke

daddy : oh picss odf
daddy : ok
daddy : im foreign
daddy : bye

el died to a rocket travelling 69 mph!
*DEAD* el : 69

Golden Retriever: ukraine is cucked by russia
Cold Pepsi in Hand: who
zaebylik: i dont spin spinner
Golden Retriever: your wife ♥♥♥♥♥ black guys
zaebylik: so i am normal

2:55 PM - el: my mom
2:55 PM - el: we have a
2:55 PM - el: prrot now? X
2:55 PM - el: D

If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have $1.75

>In Discord with a Dumb Boy
Me: "Name a color that doesn't have the letter e"
Dumb Boy: "Yellow"
Dumb Boy: "Oh ♥♥♥♥, thought it was with an a"
Me: "Yallow"

2:42 PM - sasha grey: if she da 1 for u
2:42 PM - sasha grey: u woll meet her
2:42 PM - sasha grey: someday
2:42 PM - sasha grey: (never does)

12:11 PM - I want to kill myself no joke: Need to make comedy show
12:13 PM - sasha grey: u hv one
12:13 PM - sasha grey: ur

7:33 PM - aa: Ima suck the fart outta you
7:36 PM - solo kitty: suck harder

7:36 PM - solo kitty: this guy on voice callin me kitty
7:36 PM - solo kitty: makes me ♥♥♥

8:56 PM - rerick: rerick
8:56 PM - rerick: cuz why not
8:56 PM - hey it's mel: okok reick

8:57 PM - solo kitty: rick
8:57 PM - rerick: MY NAMES
8:57 PM - rerick: NOT
8:58 PM - rerick: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
8:58 PM - solo kitty: helo rick

bootlegrat : can someone masturbate on mic so i can get wet
hey it's mel : me
hey it's mel : add and ill do it

9:11 PM - solo kitty: i want to die

9:17 PM - solo kitty: my mouth sweating

9:23 PM - rerick: WOah
9:23 PM - rerick: Watch out
9:23 PM - rerick: my ♥♥♥♥ swangin
9:23 PM - solo kitty: my tit swanging
9:23 PM - rerick: head bangin

9:28 PM - rerick: Tell her to choke her parrot
9:28 PM - Hyphen. [λ] wln.tf: wtf

10:34 AM - rerick: Oh ♥♥♥♥
10:34 AM - rerick: it's a jew
10:34 AM - rerick: kill it
10:35 AM - solo kitty: i put the ew in jew

11:32 AM - rerick: You are our third twin
11:32 AM - solo kitty: Elrick

11:52 AM - solo kitty: i need to make pototo

Elmo of the Dead : it's like power rangers
Elmo of the Dead : all together, they have enough mass for one ♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* KillerSparrow : who wants to ♥♥♥♥ me in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* dade : never kill me again you aquatic ♥♥♥♥♥♥

FalloutWolf4 : hes using my ♥♥♥♥ as a preformance enhancer\

1:20 PM - Hail Satanas is now Offline.
1:22 PM - Hail Satanas: Internet machine broke
1:22 PM - Hail Satanas is now Online.

Hail Satan: I lost the specific times I gave you
Hail Satan: for my suicide

11:02 PM - solo kitty: importnat question
11:03 PM - Haré.: yes
11:03 PM - solo kitty: Can I go in ur butthole?
11:03 PM - Haré.: yes

KingATX : SMASH THAT MFING LIKE BUTTON FOR A FREE BILL GATES

Opinion : guys a doing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premium account giveaway all you ahev to do is sub and like and comment :D

KingATX : free 1 million dollar gift card give away
KingATX : smash that m'fing like button

SpIcY_OpInIoN has renamed their Scattergun to My Pocket ♥♥♥♥♥

BONUS DUCKS! : sometimes when i think about my dad i get wet, is that normal

"When you don't realize you have a third twin"

People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up

6:25 PM - elena: wow
6:25 PM - elena: ♥♥♥♥♥

6:27 PM - elena: swear in my ear daddy

6:33 PM - elena: isnt that like leaving ur pregnant wife

7:56 PM - elena: what we trading
7:56 PM - elena: nudes?
7:56 PM - Yeah: yes
7:56 PM - elena has accepted your request to trade.

Michael: casue
ur 1