dude, i'll sign your petition

Good morning, everyone. My name is Pastor Dr. Martin Sempa. I'm here in the capacity of the chariman of the national task force against homosexuality in Uganda.
We are making legislation to make sure that sodomy and homosexuality never sees the light of legality in this land of the part of Africa. I've taken time to do a little research to know what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom. One of the thing they do is called anal licking, where the-, a man's anus is licked, like this, by the other person. Like ice cream. And then what happens, even poo-poo comes out. The other poo-poos out. And then they eat the poo-poo. The other one they do, is they have a sex practice called fisting where they insert their hand into the other man's hand and it goes all the-, into the anus all the way, and it is so painful they have to take drugs. But they enjoy it. Now if we have any children, please step out. This is a parental guidance moment.

I AM ADOLF POOPLER COMMANDER OF THE POOPREICH ALSO DOPE ON ZE BIKE

The user below this comment will now have a taste of Ankha's massive futa ♥♥♥♥.

+rep rubbed my beans after a long day at work

You know who else who elses on my who else? MY MOM!