Dear https://gtm.you1.cn/search/users/#text=rockethamster

♥♥♥♥ off. I'm on steam longer than all of you combined. Get your own damn usernames.

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That profile background is disturbing.

Dear Soon-To-Be-Uncle Cuthbert Yorkenthwaite,

Thank you for the gift and your concern.
I apologise if my boozy petulant nature and snappy dress-sense in anyway reminds you of the infamous dilettante Ms. Poppins.
Perhaps if I remind you that despite my dreadful British heritage, which I fear I cannot help, I am also part genocidal Nazi, part cheese-eating surrender monkey, and part obese drawling orange-skinned Yankee, you will have more sympathy in future for my maidly leanings and fondness for chugging sugary medicines and thus the way I ultimately turned out, and act less like a cheeky Irish sod yourself!

Fondly yours,

Mary

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