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8.5 hrs on record
A very difficult game, frustratingly so at times. Nevertheless, jumping around feels fun and mastering the controls was immensely satisfying to do.
Posted 10 December.
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20.7 hrs on record
lol
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
It seemed fun and fine for how long I played it, but the performance was so ridiculously bad that I couldn't bear to play it.
Posted 6 July, 2021.
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74.3 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates me, taunts me at every possible corner, and, if given a human form, would most likely piss on my corpse after I suffer a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart attack playing this it. It is infuriatingly difficult, and the fact that it looks like a godforsaken children's game is not helping.

But this is exactly what keeps me going.

While I traverse through the mines, the jungle and everything else afterwards, I can feel the game standing at the finish line miles away from me throwing ♥♥♥♥ in my face. But the gap between me and the finish line becomes shorter and shorter, so I power through the ♥♥♥♥. Granted, I die multiple times along the way and get thrown back to the beginning each time. Yet each time I take this game on once again, I am stronger than my past self. I go and do better than I did before. I get further than I did last time and the finish line gets nearer and nearer. It actually doesn't go that smoothly, since the levels are randomly generated each time, but there is a steady increase in how good I'm doing in the game.

I can see it. I can see it all the way at the finish line. I see the game, still throwing ♥♥♥♥ at me, quietly quake in it's boots, for it knows. It knows that I will eventually get there and I will be the last man laughing. I have not finished the game yet, but when I do, I will stand proudly at the finish line and make the game eat the ♥♥♥♥ it had been throwing in my face this whole time. I will dance around it's quivering body as it tries to spit out the ♥♥♥♥ I hand-fed him. And then, I will form a proper relationship with it. One built with love and respect for each other. We will settle down and have children of our own, that we will cherish. Then, as we both grow older, we reminisce on our wilder days, when one threw ♥♥♥♥ at the other's face and the other eventually making one eat ♥♥♥♥.

This was brought to you by a Steam user who was at the time of making this called dog no eyes, in his adrenaline fueled rage.

Really hard. I still like. If you want something easier, this is definitely not for you.

Dark levels suck ass though.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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0.8 hrs on record
could be fun but my computer can't handle this ♥♥♥♥
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
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249.6 hrs on record (61.1 hrs at review time)
Who the ♥♥♥♥ designed the flying controls?
Satan?

It's still a good game.
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
234.8 hrs on record (67.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The best action I've ever played. I'm nor even from America, but this is still really, REALLY love this game!
Posted 14 October, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
2,839.6 hrs on record (382.3 hrs at review time)
Insane game
Posted 13 July, 2015. Last edited 13 April, 2022.
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