Hey my name is Darnell, but you can just call me Crabman. I work at the Crab Shack cooking crabs all day, occasionally Earl and Randy will come down and have some wild adventure to talk about. I know Earl because I had an affair with his wife and had a child by her, but we're good buddys now. One of my other good buddies is Mr. Turtle, I've had him for quite some time and I've grown to love the little dude.