My wife said that I didn't have my priorities straight, so I challenged her to a 1v1. Ended up AWPing the ♥♥♥♥♥ because the hoe is a silver 1 and I'm a master guardian. She was salty so she burned all my clothes but its k because she had a white girl booty... Anyways my wife left me, I sold my house, and am depressed.. but its ok because i bought a dragonlore, a howl, and a doppler factory new butterfly knife that i bought instead of paying for my house. Moral of the story is, this game is trash in a good way. I'm running out of d0sh, I might have to turn into a prostitute just so I can supply my addiction. Well, Turns out prostitution isn't that bad, I mean, its very unsanitary but over all its ez $$. Just spent more than 100 dollars on cases... got almost all blues and a couple purples. I'm starting to cut now because I miss my old life.... ;-;

Overall.... 10/10 Would Spend My Life Savings Again



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