my surviving teammate sat in a corner with both of us spectating him for 5 minutes until he quit out of the match. why couldn't you have shot him in the face instead of me

fellow based orbital liker

i love you

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I am living in your walls.
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS.

FAQ:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.

How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary: I am living in your walls.

guy below me is a loser but i aint sayin hes wrong, this guy cheats and hacks and whatnot