Default Counter Terrorist Knife
Default Terrorist Knife

Aspect Ratio: 9x16 Portrait Mode (it really stretches out player models so you have bigger targets)
Resolution: 2160x3840 (4k portrait mode though my monitor only supports 720p)

Sensitivity: 0.35
DPI: 100
Zoom Sens Ratio: 133.8290035479 (proven best sens by reddit and I'm also the designated AWPer (I once got a 4k in a retake server so I'm basically the child of the one and only jung qi huan ))

In Game Volume: 8.23 without HRTF as it is proven to interfere with virginity, which is a sacred thing that I am saving until marriage.
Windows Volume: 64 - 72

viewmodel_fov 0
viewmodel_offset_x -2.5
viewmodel_offset_y -2.5
viewmodel_offset_z 2.5
All bob settings to max!

cl_crosshaircolor 0
cl_crosshairgap 80
cl_crosshairsize 2
cl_crosshairthickness 50
cl_crosshairdot 1
cl_crosshairstyle 2
cl_crosshairalpha 114.23 (proven best alpha by 4chan and hltv, a collaborative effort)

Mouse: Logitech Mus musculus [en.wikipedia.org]
Mousepad: Havahart 1020 [www.amazon.com]
Mouse Bungee: Snap-E Mouse [www.amazon.com]
Monitor: 700 TVL [www.amazon.com]
Keyboard: Casio CTK2400 61 [www.amazon.com]
Headset: CMD Golden Dark 52 [www.amazon.com] (I recommend this. It has memory foam earmuffs).
Microphone: Posh Micro [www.amazon.com]

OS: Windows 3.1 Hot Dog Stand [thenextweb.com]

Current Team: fnatic
Real Name: olofmeister
Crush: dosia x GOD
Role: Entry Fragger/IGL/Designated Awper/Lurker/Coach
Smurf Acc.: GeT_RiGhT (I smurf at the professional level)

Turtle the king | {LINK REMOVED}" : can u guys not being ♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* FLeX : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheng chang ass boyy
*DEAD* FLeX : giraffe lookin ass
*DEAD* FLeX : nose so big u can sniff the whole world

Ⓑ fear itself (T): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go attack him

NarthDoob : tongue kiss me astroa

● NadaLifeUMH : ♥♥♥♥♥ wt h ofr ciaofg

● *DEAD* ✪ SwitcH : YOYOYOYOYYOY
● *DEAD* ✪ SwitcH : OOYOYOY
● *DEAD* ✪ SwitcH : CHILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The Physician:
Tell your friend never to add me. I don't add scum.

[ALL] ● THE onion miser‎ [DEAD]: The Onion is making you cry!