"Let the police cut off my balls. I don't mind, because it's the cops and they're always right." -Citizen of Toronto that just wanted to go shopping

"Money makes the world go 'round. And what goes around, comes around." -Rover (Animal Crossing)

"Proptosis ruined my run" -Chris

If you have 5 grapes how many do you have? "None." -Beetlejuice

"Girls are as plentiful as the stars in the sky... and equally out of reach." -Saiki K

"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual but I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." -Megan Fox

"I couldn't help but noticing when you checked in tonight; it's, uh, part of my job, I notice, uh, human individuals, and I noticed your face. I said to myself when I saw you, I said that's a guy with the most normal looking face I ever saw in my life. It's great to see a normal face, cuz I'm a normal guy. Be great for two normal guys like us to get together and talk about world events, you know, in a normal sort of way." -Quilty (Lolita)

"Kiss me my boy, for we will never meet again." -Captain Grogan (Barry Lyndon)

"A man that flies from his fear may find that he has only taken a short cut to meet it." -Sador (The Children of Húrin)

"I don't need you to respect me, I respect me. I don't need you to love me, I love me. But I want you to know you could know me, if you change your mind." -Steven Universe

Turbo lays in bed with only his loose fitting boxers on. As squishy is beside turbo in bed with one leg over turbo. Squishy say “turbo, you're so good at giving hugs. Maybe I can get good at something too.” Squishy advances on turbo and starts rubbing his finger in a circle around turbos nipple. Turbos nipple is slowly getting hard. He lets out a soft moan. The door of this room is a little opened, and just outside jstn is watching passionately.