Pihu Nussija III
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Ok birds aren’t real and here’s my supporting evidence. 1. Have you ever seen a dead bird. Like one of those black birds that you see flying around? No. 2. Birds have cameras in them and are spying on humans. The government created these robots to spy on us and look for any suspicious or criminal activities. That’s why they sit on wires, they pick up the electrical currents to charge themselves. If they don’t, they will die. 3. Birds fly in packs so you can’t capture them. If there was a single bird, you could EASILY capture it. Not when there are 400. Plus, when there are 400, you get MUCH better angles. No one is safe. 4. Birds fly away from people. You can’t get near a bird, ever. They fly away. Science tells us it’s because they evolved that way to avoid predators, but it’s not. They were programmed that way to stop humans from capturing them and discovering the cameras. Birds aren’t real, they are robots. Thank you for attending this TED Talk AND WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

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On the Physics of Government Artificial Bird Drones
Over the years, it's become increasingly obvious that birds are in fact, not living. Instead, they are artificial remote spy tools. When the Patriot Act was signed on October 26th, 2001, it gave the government the right to gather intelligence on the population in the name of anti-terrorism. This was a move specifically made to enable the unleashing of the artificial birds, in development since the court case Barrett v. State of New York, which enabled the government control of wildlife, including birds. However, it is very possible that prototype birds were tested before the 2000s.

In the winter of 2001, the NSA unleashed a bioweapon into the bird population, killing up to 99.999% of all birds, and continuing to dissolve their bodies after death. Of course, this wasn't noticed right away, as all the birds were in the south for the winter.

The next spring, instead of birds migrating back up north, the bird drones were released. These birds were outfitted with high-definition color cameras, sensitive microphones, speakers for realistic bird tweeting, and realistic animatronic bodies, all while still being able to last over a full year on a single lithium ion battery. It's fairly clear now why it took them nearly a century of development.

Since then, the birds have been on a consistent schedule, spy during the warmer months, and fly "south" to a government facility, where they are updated, recharged, and/or repaired.

So what if I see a bird during the wintertime, government shutdown, in a Faraday cage, etc. As I mentioned before, the bioweapon killed 99.999% of all birds. It is likely some bird have developed mutations that made them resistant to the bioweapon, and survived the operation. These birds have may have continued to reproduce since then, and the total population is unknown. It is always best to stay vigilant and assume all birds are drones. This also explains any bird carcasses you see with a lack of electronic looking parts. Another explanation could be a malfunction, caused by damage, or the loss of connection to the bird. If the bird malfunctions, it may not be able to return during the winter to be refitted. Some high-level birds have been reported to have false meat structure inside, in the case that they are killed on duty.

So what if it fails to the point where the bird cannot function at all? The birds are outfitted with a microscopic canister of exotic matter. The bird encloses a neutrino which encompasses some of the properties of naked singularity, which itself is impossible in the real world, as this reaction would be impossible under loop quantum gravity. When homeostasis can no longer be mantained, due the the lack of air cooling from not being able to fly, the neutrino is ticked off, releasing near-zero pressure which breaks down the Isotope-Ω surrounding the canister. Isotope-Ω is the name given to the publicly unknown element with opposite properties of plutonium, reacting with negative (relative) pressure, radiating photons, and is liquid at even extremely cold tempteratures. The Isotope-Ω is completely broken down into photons, which penetrate the canister with the exotic matter, and heat up the bird to unprecedented levels. All parts of the bird are evaporated within a femtosecond. As you know, heat rises, and the evaporated bird is no exception. With the extreme heat levels, the gasses reach the arctic very fast. This is what forms the northern lights, it's the evaporated exotic matter floating around the atmosphere. On the other hand, this extreme heat also causes global warming. If you look at the statisics, the latitudes affected the most by global warming are all in the arctic, the only location this matter travels while still heated.

Other modifications to the bird drones over the years, taking advantage of strange behaviors. Birds can recharge easily outside of winter months by sitting on power lines, going up one leg and down the other, similar to how christmas lights get power. This behavior is now discouraged in bird programming due to birds malfunctioning while on the power line, blocking power through its body, and causing power outages, also similar to christmas lights.
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BIRDS ARE NOT REAL!
Ner8s 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm 
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Ner8s 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am 
Shrek is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Donkey (which is 3.5 feet on average) Shrek is 4 donkeys tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Shrek, you know there is a scene when Farquaad kidnaps the three baby ogres and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Shrek, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Shrek can perceive and move at such a sped that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Shrek punches a dragon and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
Pihu Nussija III 17 Feb, 2021 @ 7:47am 
você deve olhar além da carne falsa que o governo criou nas aves, que na verdade é o circuito, a melhor coisa que você pode fazer é disparar um EMP perto da ave e esperar que o governo não tenha sua localização ainda
Cafezitosgame 4 Feb, 2021 @ 10:06am 
ou mano, abri um passaro só tiha tripa,e agora?
Cafezitosgame 4 Feb, 2021 @ 10:05am 
yesn´t