Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's. Now, I know I said I was pretty much done with this, but somebody by the name of Bigbug decided to do the impossible and beat 20/20/20/20 mode on this game, and it's amazing and incredible, congratulations to him for getting it first. I'm using his strategy and basically what you need to do is you need to put the right door down every single time you put the camera up, and watch Foxy very closely, and manage your power, and be perfect in general. So, I've been practicing this for many hours. If this seems rather tired of me to say this, it is absolutely that because I've been playing this over and over, and I've done that introduction many times over. I'm tired, my wrist hurts, my brain hurts. It's oozing out my shoes right now. I want to win this so badly, and yet I don't know how. I– I am trying so hard, and even if– When I am perfect, and even when I get to the end, and even when I have a chance to win, I lose because it– it's random. Like, it's up to random chance, sometimes. And, I hate random chance because I hate when it's just– It's not entirely dependent on skill... because that means that no matter how hard I try, it's every possibility that I could lose every single time if it's random.
Bonnie appears at the left door
And I don't like that. I don't like that. So, I apologize if my commentary is a bit stale or pessimistic in regards to my chances at beating this sometimes, but I have failed more times than I can remember. I have so much footage of me just failing, over and over again.
Foxy is in Pirate Cove
Oh, and he's already peeking out of his curtains. That is not a good sign. I know I'd like to stay positive about this but, frankly, I've gotten so close so many times and I've had it within my grasp, only to be robbed from me by a stupid mistake or–
Bonnie appears at the left door
Freddy being a doucher, or someone else just generally for being awful. More specifically, me being awful at this game. But, I mean, it's so incredibly, incredibly stressful. I cannot even say I'm remotely scared by anything that happens in this game now, but the pressure, the pressure to be perfect every single...
Bonnie appears at the left door
...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movement you make needs to be perfect, and absolutely spot-on, and just fantastic, and I'm tired of talking, and I probably shouldn't be talking because it makes me lose a little bit of focus here. But, it might help. You never know. And I apologize if I grow silent sometimes but, that's just the way it's gonna be. There's no way I hell I'm gonna be able to beat this if I don't focus on certain moments. And the only thing that I need to do, the only thing that I guaranteed need to make happen, otherwise I can't win is: One; manage the power button. Two; make sure Foxy only hits my door once because each time he hits my door, he robs some of my power. And I can't do that if he hits it twice. I... there's literally no way for me to win and I can't do that either.
Bonnie appears at the left door
Can't leave lights on. Can't stress things like that. I can't follow the rhythm. I have to always focus 100% the entire time I play, or else I'm going to lose. That's just the long and the short of it.
Foxy leaves Pirate Cove
Dammit he's already leaning on toward a sprint.
Bonnie appears at the left door
Damnit, I gotta keep him there, but I also gotta manage my power. So, it's like a balance between checking quickly, uh, spending enough time in the camera that he's satisfied, and just generally what he feels like because he can change his attitude whenever he wants. Like, I've been playing it so many times and I've failed so many times that I've noticed that he has no strict pattern. Like, I can look at it so very often, and I can look at it not often, and he can not move a bit, we could not do anything at all. It's just, I wish that I could say that I was an expert at this game by now, but it's this far in and I still don't know what the hell to do sometimes. All I can hope is that me pushing these...
Foxy is at the West Hall
...buttons in a certain order– Well, great.
Bonnie appears at the left door
That's fantastic. He's already on its way.
Foxy runs down the hall and bangs on the door
Okay, the best I can hope for is that...
Foxy is in Pirate Cove
...the second time around he's gonna be a bit lighter but, given that he's already peeking out from his curtains, I'm gonna guess that is a negatory.
Bonnie appears at the left door
Not doing well on power. Not as well as I would've liked it anyway. Keep leaving stuff on, making mistakes, getting sloppy, it's not something that I can keep up. I gotta take this as far as I can go. Dude was he already out?
Bonnie appears at the left door
No, not yet, okay. Chica hasn't been very active, but then again she never is.
Chica appears at the right door
Oh, there she is, never mind. Speak of the devil. That was lucky.
Bonnie appears at the left door
Oh my god, if I could just win, if I could just win once, just once. Even the developer said that this is probably impossible.
Bonnie appears at the left door
He was surprised anyone was able to beat it. Good for you, developer.
Foxy leaves Pirate Cove
Oh boy, I'm gonna get a second hit, no matter what now. I'm gonna get a second hit. That's stupid. Like, sometimes it's– I'm doing the exact same thing I almost always do and I wish I could say I knew the pattern, but I don't. No matter how often I do this, no matter how hard I try, I am still boned, every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.
Chica appears at the right door, while Bonnie appears at the left door
Great, bring the whole family. If everything is going great except for foxy being a ♥♥♥♥♥, like... uh– It's– It's just– I would be able to win.
Bonnie appears at the left door
I'm on pace to win right now. I'm on pace to make time, but he's just gonna be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he's probably gonna charge my door again. Can't say that I blame him. God, I wish he was less of a douche.
Chica appears at the right door, while Bonnie appears at the left door
I wanna win really badly. He's gonna charge my door again isn't he? He's gonna do it. He's gonna slam his booty into my door. I'm not gonna like it. I don't like it. Come on, hold out a little longer. Just a little longer. Okay, all right, okay. I'm cut, I'm cut, I'm cut, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, come on, come on, come on. Don't kill me Foxy. I know you're about to sprint down the hall, but I know there's a bit of time I have left. Come on! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no-no-no-no. Oh, go down quicker, power!
Left button door is stuck
Ah, ♥♥♥♥! Ah ♥♥♥♥! Ahh!
Power cuts out
Oh, oh my god, oh my god! Okay, everybody shut up. Oh my god, take a long time, Freddy. Please, please, I beg of you. I beg every fiber of your delicious fluffy body. Please, let me have as much time as you could give me. Please, take your sweet-ass time–
Freddy starts to play Toreador March
Okay, finish your long-ass song. Please, do not kill me instantaneously! Please! Please! (grunts)
Freddy stops playing Toreador March, the clock slowly turns to 6AM
Oh my god! Oh, I did it! (screams) I did it! (wheezes) Oh god, yes, yes! (screams) I did it! Yeah! Oh god! Oh, oh, it feels so good! All three stars, oh! Okay, I'm gonna– I'm gonna– I'm gonna finish this up quickly just in case, like, the game crashes, I lose game footage! I don't care what happened, I did it! Oh my god, I can't believe it! I am crying right now! You don't understand what seven hours of Five Nights at Freddy's will do to you! Oh my god! That was like the worst commentary I ever did on the last one, but I don't care, I did it! Oh my god, I did it! I wish you could have been there with me throughout the– every single attempt– I can't even talk right now. Oh, I'm happier than when I beat Vanish. Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so h