Multiplayer is exhausting for us old folks. All that energy spent pwning newbs, and for what? Teabagging leaves the soul and balls empty.

Favourite games series:

Age of Empires, Age of Wonders, Alien Breed, Aliens / Predator, *Arkane Studios... everything, Baldur's Gate, Batman: Arkham ... , Battletech, Binding of Isaac, BioShock, BloodRayne, Borderlands, Castlevania, Chivalry, Crysis, Darkest Dungeon, Darksiders, Dark Souls, Dead Island, Dead Rising, Dead Space, Deus Ex, Devil May Cry, Diablo, DOOM, Double Dragon, Dragon Age, Duke Nukem, Dungeons (not D&D), Dungeons and Dragons, Dungeon Siege, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Far Cry, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, God of War, Gothic, Grand Theft Auto, Gratuitous ... Battles, Hitman, Hotline Miami, Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, Just Cause, Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Grimrock, Lord of the Rings, Magicka, Mass Effect, Mech Warrior, Might & Magic, Mortal Kombat, Mount & Blade, *Nintendo... Everything, Oddworld, Orcs Must Die!, Painkiller, Payday, Prototype, Quake, Red Faction, Resident Evil, Risen, Saint's Row, *Sega... Everything, Serious Sam, Shadowrun, Shank, Sid Meier's, Sniper [Elite], *SNK... Everything, Space Empires, Star Trek, Star Wars, Stronghold, SUPERHOT, Supreme Commander, This is the Police, Tomb Raider, Total War, Trine, Tropico, Uncharted, Unreal [Tournament], *Valve... everything, Warhammer 40,000; The Witcher, Worms, X-COM (XCOM).