Kosher King of Israel
N/A   Virginia, United States
 
 
All lies are derived from truth. So use Calculus.


"nifty things down 'ere:" ~ Fantôme




Trade Link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=150897834&token=_a3ZlCXK



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Rem レム 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm 
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Callistar 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09pm 
Hello my name is Felix, do you mind adding me i have something to ask you.
-Thanks!
Rem レム 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am 
:pizzahero::pizzahero::pizzahero:Happy new year! :pizzahero::pizzahero::pizzahero:
Rem レム 31 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19am 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆 ♥♥♥♥🌽
Rem レム 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43pm 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. discord.gg/FYCfb8Rybd
Kosher King of Israel 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
Thanks Steve!