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59.1 hrs last two weeks / 8,400.4 hrs on record (2,408.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Dec, 2016 @ 5:13pm

Ok so if you are of the english speaking language this is a good russian simulator which will teach you 2 of the most important words in russian.
Ckya and Blyat
Now before you go into google translate for these words, you will know these are the key components for becoming a great dota player, it teaches you discipline and how to solve your anger issues, it breaks the language and communication barirer for the english and russian speakers to come to a common point of mutual understanding.
But from someone who has a reasonable amount of experience of this game and cyka blyat know this:

-There is a massive learning part to the game and you should do bots to not make the community hate you.
-Do not spam the same hero every game as people look at your recent games and will assume you will play sniper for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 19th time again.
-the dota coordinator is almost always being screwed around with and leaves south african players with long match making times or impossible to find a match in general.
-MMR is a thing for the 1st world countries, people like SA have a ranked search section but will take you a day or 2 to find one match.
-CHANGE ROLES DONT ALWAYS BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARRY OR YOU END UP A 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARRRY TEAM AND LOSE THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT YOUR GAMES.
-stay clear of caps in your chat to others as even if it wasnt offensive they may not be able to read your language and imagine something rude.
-talking lots of ♥♥♥♥ to others then wiping their asses in matches gives you a 80% more chance of being commended by that person as they realise you have sportsmanship.
-this is not a question of sportsmanship, do not say gg wp at the end of a match if you dont think it was deserved, 10-1 you will play with those teammates again so speak trash before you ditch that annoying feeder and find a new one to flame in the next match.
-I have many hours in this game and this proves my addictiveness to it and that i may need therapy.

Happy Hunting
Play Doto
THank Volvo for the game
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