A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina-hummina-hummina! bazooooooooing! Eyes pop out, AWOOGA! Jaw drops, tongue rolls out, WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! Tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably, leaking face and everything in reach, WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr, tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart! Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt, ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum, OOHHHH! Steam shoots out of ears, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background, spiling white liquid and dough on the streets! BABY WANTS TO! heartsheartsheartshearts, inhales from the gas tank, AWOOOOOOOGA

Now that's a dame

6. At hyggjandi sinni skyli-t maðr hræsinn vera,
heldr gætinn at geði; þá er horskr ok þögull
kemr heimisgarða til, sjaldan verðr víti vörum,
því at óbrigðra vin fær maðr aldregi
en mannvit mikit.

7. Inn vari gestr, er til verðar kemr,
þunnu hljóði þegir, eyrum hlýðir,
en augum skoðar;
svá nýsisk fróðra hverr fyrir.

8. Hinn er sæll, er sér of getr
lof ok líknstafi;
ódælla er við þat,
er maðr eiga skal annars brjóstum í.

9. Sá er sæll, er sjalfr of á
lof ok vit, meðan lifir;
því at ill ráð
hefr maðr oft þegit annars brjóstum ór.

10. Byrði betri berr-at maðr brautu at
en sé mannvit mikit; auði betra
þykkir þat í ókunnum stað;
slíkt er válaðs vera.