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Recent reviews by Rowdy Piper

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5.7 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
I can only take this game in small doses because it's damn awesome. This is the best FPS of 2024. I mean it's FPS Hoverboard Platforming how can you not like it?
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
The Zombies mode is really good and a lot of fun. The multiplayer is solid and feels like a return to classic COD + the "Omnimovement" aka Max Payne Shootdodging. The only thing I haven't touched is the campaign and I can't even remember the last time I played Call of Duty for its Single Player.

Overall pretty good time, please Activision Blizzard/Microsoft don't cannibalize this game's core playerbase by releasing "Black Ops 7" like how you messed up Modern Warfare 2 Reboot. If this goes to plan I think this is going to be the COD I play for a while. Sometimes you just wanna turn your brain off and get mad for not being the best player.
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This is 3 great Metroidvanias plus an excellent remake of Haunted Castle - which was an easily forgotten arcade game (because the original stunk). Great work Konami and M2. This makes me hopeful that this franchise still has more to offer. Make a game set in 1999 and Julius Belmont's "final" battle with Dracula.
Posted 25 October, 2024.
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58 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
IT'S MAHVEL BABY! WHERE'S YOUR CURLY MUSTACHE AT?

Seriously it's just so cool to have all these games in a proper collection I really hope it means the franchise doesn't end with the mediocre MVCI. It's also a really nice bonus to be able to play all the secret characters without having to use some convoluted.

These games hit my nostalgia bone to the core. And MVC2 is still a pinnacle of fighting games. The launch price to be honest is a little high but I love these games so much.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I buy lots of games, I abandon lots of games. I think Conscript is one I'm going to fully play and bother my friends to get. It scratches that survival horror itch so well. I should have a more detailed review soon.
Posted 29 July, 2024.
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14.6 hrs on record
Very well made game with gorgeous art design. The last sequence was a pain in the butt for me.
Posted 13 May, 2024.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
The best part is when the buildings fell down!
Posted 10 May, 2024. Last edited 10 May, 2024.
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16 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
I’m honestly not too familiar with King DSP (or funny) so I’ll write a serious review. I only bought this because it was just $5 and the trailer made me laugh. I am pleasantly surprised to find out that this is actually a novel little roguelike with fantastic artwork and a satisfying gameplay loop. It’s kinda like Punch-Out. In all honesty this game could have easily stood on its own without being a parody of an obnoxious eceleb. If I were Phil I would admittedly be a bit butthurt over this, at the same time I don’t think any eceleb has a better game made about them. I think that’s a honor in of itself even if devs are clearly not endeared to DSP.

So to wrap it up buy this game and have fun!
Posted 1 May, 2024. Last edited 1 May, 2024.
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26.6 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
Part of my time is spent cursing this game out when I get spanked online. The other part is feeling an incredible dopamine rush when I'm the one who actually just beat up a fellow scrub online. This is just an incredibly enjoyable game with gorgeous visuals. I'm hardly a fighting game expert but I do feel I'm getting better as I play and understand the mechanics on the better level. PS Skip your player intros!
Posted 19 April, 2024.
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34.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
For nearly two weeks I played the Demo constantly and the full game is so even better with so many more Joker Cards unlocking new synergies. This game is absolutely fantastic and just utterly addictive. I think I've tried all the other Roguelike Deckbuilders but only this game and Slay The Spire have captured my attention so well. A masterful timewaster, I would be in big trouble if I could gamble real money via Balatro!
Posted 20 February, 2024.
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