Recent reviews by PoonCrusher

Great no nonsense shooter. You don't even have to bother with a skill tree. Doesn't matter if you don't know anything about warhammer lore. Get it if you liked Gears back in the day

Based on real dreams I had as a kid. Currently looking into suing the devs to find out how they accessed my memories

The dialogue and voice acting are corny enough that any D&D fan will go crazy for this but the game crashes immediately at launch even after several rounds of file verification and reinstallations so

It's good. Get it and have a lot of fun or don't get it and continue to be a sad loser

Sleeper choice for game of the year real ♥♥♥♥. It has a sprint function but you wont use it

Coolest game you'll play all year I only regret not buying it sooner. Wish it were a little more challenging, you can tear through some of the endgame bosses in less than a minute. Also you have to play through the story ~3 times to get the whole thing which takes about 30 hours but that's not an issue, again, because the game is so cool. Raytracing is still broken tho

Mod marketplace?? Dummies fr

If this game didn't have the Spiderman IP to carry it it would have already been forgotten as a 7/10 extremely generic open world game. Every tired open world trope is present in full form, map unlock towers, repetitive combat and encounters, and useless collectibles. I accidentally hit 2.1 hours though so I guess I have to finish it

Faithful enough to the original while still being a different enough game to be worth playing. Visual upgrades make it way spookier and the meat looks way meatier. 13 hours exactly to finish on medium with all the side quests completed

I didn't get any of the references!