*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

*Takes bite of cookie* *Disembodied lil jon YYEAAHH plays across the world, billions startled and confused. Some go about their business as usual. Some spend the rest of their days pondering its meaning, and its source. Even lil jon himself… To no avail, of course…* *Takes another bite* OKAY!!!

This person has really good soldier bombs and marketgardens + rep would play again with

Hey man remember that time we matched on tinder! I was so nervous because I wasn't a 22 year old female in college (yeah I catfished him). You got mad at first but you still paid for dinner, drove me home, and kissed my hand goodbye!! Truly made this 40 year old man feel 16 again! You deserve all the love bro!!

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!