If you're reading this (although you probably aren't, because who even reads these things anyway) then you should probably go and do something else because i'm not very interesting at all. There are much better things you could be doing right now instead of reading this. In fact, basically everything is better than reading this. You could, for instance, buy a lovely game from the store, browse the workshop for awesome things to download, look around the points shop for something nice, customise your own profile instead of looking at mine or even read a book, watch a movie, watch a book, read a movie, even watching time pass is better than this. However, if you did decide to read this and made it this far and want to know some thing about me (though i don't see why you would) then you've also come to the wrong place because i'm not going to give you ANYTHING.
Seriously, you can leave. There's nothing else here, go away. What? Why are you still here? I already told you to leave. Now. Go. Just get out. Are you trying to annoy me? STOP READING THIS INSTANT. Alright, fine, keep reading. I don't even care. You can read until your heart's content, so by all means, keep going. Still going? Not that i care, i was just asking. So, i see you're still reading, huh? Alright, that's cool. I don't care one bit if you waste all of your time. Nope, not at all. stay as long as you like. Kick back, grab some buttered popcorn (or salted if that's your preference) and a drink and keep going. You see what i'm doing here? I'm still not caring. Not one bit. At all. Nope, i'm carefree. Ok, i lied, i care immensely. Please, just stop. I can't write forever, you know. I'm gonna run out of space soon. JUST STOP. I'll give you a cookie if you stop reading this. Still reading, huh? Alright, no cookie for you then. Alright, if you won't leave on your own, i'll just have to make you leave. Ahem. The billionth digit of Pi is 9. Honey does not spoil. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second. You bored yet? No? Well then, let's keep going. The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. Rats cannot throw up. Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes. the moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days. Still here? Ok then. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees celsius. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United states government. Still want more? Alright, here we go. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to it's diameter in Euclidian space. The Mexican-American war ended in 1848 with the signing of the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Hot water freezes faster than cold water. Polymerase I polypeptide A is a humane gene. Is any of this true? Not a clue. But i'm still gonna say 'em. Alright, i see that's not working then. So to celebrate your achievement of reading this far i've left an apple pie in your kitchen. Don't ask how i did it, just go and enjoy your delicious pie. Well, if you're still reading that means you either didn't fall for it, realised there was no pie and came back, or don't like apple pie. I'm sorry for lying and i won't do it again. Oh, look over there! Do you see it? No? You may have to get a little closer. C'mon, just go over there and see it! Quickly, you'll miss it! Aw, you missed it. Too bad, that was a once in a lifetime experience. You'll never get to see it. Ok, i see how it is, you're not going to leave, are you? Fine. I'll just sit here in silence until you go. Won't say anything. Nothing at all. Ok, fine. You win. I give up. Take what you want and go. I'll give you the keys to my clown car just get outta here.


If you've actually read this far, congratulations! You deserve a virtual hi-five.