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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 92.7 hrs on record (63.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 May, 2014 @ 3:17pm

In 1994, I went to the Las Vegas strip with my lovely wife, Lorraine. It was in this trip that I conceived my first child, Daxter. I am glad to have started my own family, but the next year I learned that she was cheating on me all along. I remember the flashing neon lights of the vegas strip, where I spent my days in a drunken stupor.

I lived like this for fourty-seven years until this game reached out to me and showed me the light. I am glad to have recovered from my longterm alcoholism.
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2 Comments
Drew 17 Apr @ 8:09pm 
@Morrigan101 shut up hoe if you cannot pick up on the nuances of this review then you have no right to be commenting
Morrigan101 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:36am 
So you are saying this game is bad because it reminds you of that part on your life?