Hi, my name is Christopher Smith, but you can just call me Peacemaker. My motto is "Peace at any cost." That means I’m willing to do whatever it takes to bring order to this planet.

So, how do we achieve world peace? Easy! You round up all the bad guys, put them in one spot, and... well, let’s just say the rest takes care of itself. Take that guy who cut me off at the intersection the other day. He’s exactly the kind of person we start with. If you can’t respect someone else’s lane on the road, how can I trust you to respect global peace? Next, we need to take the children who stole apples from the store. Think about the seller? He will have to pay for theft from his salary.

Some people say I'm too harsh. They’re like, “Peacemaker, how can you sacrifice innocent people for peace?” And I say, "Easily!" Kids, women, the elderly—nobody gets in the way of my peace. Because it’s not just peace. It’s the best peace this world has ever seen.

Sure, people will tell me, "Peacemaker, that sounds insane! Batman would never kill even vilains!" But you know what's really insane? Because Batman can't kill the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Joker, innocent people are dying. Wars, chaos, people fighting over who gets the last donut at breakfast. In my world, that won’t happen. There won't even be donuts. Only order. Just kidding, there will be donuts. I love donuts!

So, if you want peace, follow my lead. If you don’t... well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens to people who don’t want peace.