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I remember purchasing myself and my now ex a copy of this game. And I remember how erratic everything was because she was so competitive, and wanted to earn every single achievement within. But that's not the aim of this game, at least in my opinion. I always come back to it to chill in the atmosphere of its absolute mystique. I guess it's wonderful in that it can cater to anyone, whether it's someone like my ex who wants to figure out its every aspect, or someone like me who wants to enjoy just a few. And whenever I'm feeling alone, I guess it's good, neutral, digital company.

I owe it to the devs of this game for encouraging me to buy this game with their sneaky sale quip - '69% off'.
Who in their right witty and borderline overly-sexual minds would not fall for this?
In any case, I am guilty as charged, and will now enjoy phallic graphics.
On a less sexual note, the soundtrack. You're welcome.

A friend's testimony: "I can't believe you made me buy this game."

I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is the game PUBG can never be.

I mean, I think the actions you perform for and with the person you love doesn't entirely stress your heart out to complete breakage, unless that form of connective love was unrequited. In which case, the person would be devoting their entirety to their loved one, to the point where it would break them to grant any more. I suppose that is what this game is trying to gage at: the notion of unrequited love, and the perils it brings.

But love, love requited, love wholesome and proud does nothing of detriment to your heart. Take it from me, fellow gamer.

I really have to hand it to the developers of this game. I mean, which kind of sane person can handle this game?

Life is indeed strange, and as is this game.

I must say, however, that it is also quite intriguing, and unique in nature.

P.S.: it contains a copious amount of artistic references. Be sure to keep a pen and notepad handy.

Several miniature heart attacks whilst on the verge of being diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome due to having to cut down thousands of digital trees, I still crawl back to this game because of the juxtaposition between the calm forestry and the chaotic invasions of the undead.

I've faced houses with no doors, mounds, rather, impenetrable, and I have seen houses with no walls, and I have knocked people out with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frying pan.
I have gone rounds acquiring the best loot and losing it all within a second due to my computer being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ $50 one.
(I mean it's either that or I'm really ♥♥♥♥...)

I don't mind these things, though.
But please let me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump over a two-centimeter tall wall.

This game has taken what's left of my 'social life' away. It has rendered me glued to my computer screen for hours on end. It has frustrated me, made me rage quit several times, and has emptied my wallet. But I wouldn't have it any other way... <3