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𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you're homeless, just buy a house
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you've read a lot about the evils of alcohol...
it's time to stop reading!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 30 Nov @ 11:22am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

Why do women always use their left hand?
Because they have no right!
Kuri 28 Nov @ 10:28am 
Happy Thanksgiving big dawg!!! You're a great guy I'm thankful for :GhostFlowerHappy:
SmudgyAstroid 28 Nov @ 7:51am 
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I'm running out of bad advice and I don't know what to do
It's a good thing I have a basement full of heroin
SmudgyAstroid 25 Nov @ 6:20am 
Lol
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

you know what you call an African-American woman who's had six abortions?
Crime fighter.
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 23 Nov @ 12:18pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

your brain thinks that squares below are actually diferent color but they`re not
🟥 - 🟦
dont belive me? put your finger up your ass
Kuri 19 Nov @ 11:46am 
yo matt i hope you're enjoying your week so far and that you're doing well!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

how did the furries come to be?
I don't know. Ask my friend Dizis, he's a zoophile
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 16 Nov @ 10:13am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you don't have children, your descendants probably won't have them either
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you don't have children your descendants probably won't either
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

The best way to make a man run faster than any transporter is to run in front of him!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

First I put things off for the weekend, and then fuсk it....
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I decided to play a little wargame with my friends
Now I have no friends
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

don't let others ruin your day!
It's your day
Ruin it yourself!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

to solve a problem you have to create it!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

to solve a problem you have to create it!
SmudgyAstroid 7 Nov @ 1:35pm 
you did thank you
Well I hope I cheered you up a little with my comments
SmudgyAstroid 7 Nov @ 9:58am 
I am not black nor am i bald lol
and I know you are black
I know you are bald
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SmudgyAstroid 31 Oct @ 12:49pm 
Thanks Vel Have a good Halloween you're self
Kuri 31 Oct @ 11:30am 
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SmudgyAstroid 30 Oct @ 12:35pm 
bro got 50 years with 3 days to live crazy
SmudgyAstroid 30 Oct @ 12:34pm 
damn
The doctor said I only had three days to live, so I killed him and the judge gave me 50 more years
You don't have to believe in yourself. Believe in me. Believe in my belief in you!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 29 Oct @ 10:01am 
The pawn thinks: Yanukovych will come and restore order
The king thinks: Yanukovych GET OUT!!!
Joe mama
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SmudgyAstroid 28 Oct @ 8:05pm 
Hi Joe
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this is Joe, say hi to Joe
SmudgyAstroid 28 Oct @ 2:52pm 
Hello Korsted:health:
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 28 Oct @ 12:28pm 
Hey, turn the camera to the lower right upper left corner of the room, I can't see you, by the way, hi :)
76561199014929102 27 Oct @ 7:52am 
+rep nice profile😉
SmudgyAstroid 23 Oct @ 12:53pm 
Happy Halloween
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GLUTGIRL66 15 Oct @ 11:13am 
Dude I love that video, I was just thinking about it last night
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 15 Oct @ 11:13am 
hey! Don't forget this month because this is spooky month!
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3349339562&fileuploadsuccess=1
SmudgyAstroid 15 Oct @ 4:40am 
the bev of sorts yes
GLUTGIRL66 14 Oct @ 10:00pm 
Beverage of sorts?
SmudgyAstroid 14 Oct @ 10:03am 
Thank you my friend have a good week yourself
have a nice week mate, here take this cup of coffe ☕:HentaiGirlBetty_athlete:
SmudgyAstroid 13 Oct @ 12:48pm 
I love gambling